To the tune of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies
Once there was this baby who
Had to get 5 shots so he could eventually go to school
But when he finally got them
He bled all over his onesie that was bright white
He cried that whole day long
because his body ached so bad
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Once there was this dad who
Had to hold his boy as he was tortured by some nurses
But when it was finally over
They both had big tears to cry
He couldn't quite explain it
He just felt so sad for his son
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
But both mom and dad were glad
'Cause their kid weighed 8 pounds 9 ounces.
Although their boy's squeaky breathing
Concerned his parents frequently
'Cause when they went to their church
The boy's squeaks shook the silence
They couldn't quite explain it
The squeak had always been there
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
the end
6 comments:
What an ode!!
You are hilarious and thanks for getting that song stuck in my head.
Awesome song. Don't you hate shots?! Especially the very first ones. When Molly got her two month shots, Jake and I were both there and I think we both cried nearly as much as she did. Your little guy is such a doll! I can't believe how tiny he is, and yet he's gained so much weight!
I hate getting shots! He is getting so big, well for him he's getting big. So why does he squeak when he breaths?
Looks like from your last post your are keeping busy traveling! Your looking so cute & your hair is super long, are you still thinking of cutting it?
Yeah for the weight gain! So sorry for the shots they can be the worst! Loved the song it was great!
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Cute halloween outfit and song. Anyways, we have made our blog private and would love to send you an invite but I don't have your email address if you could get that to me, I will get you an invite soon. Later
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